Gender Blender

For the  weekly challenge... Theme: Gender Bender

Okay, yeah, "gender bending" is pretty much standard operating procedure for Erroneous... So how do you gender-bend a notorious gender-bender? Put Sherroneous in a suit and Erroneous in a gown and give her a flower and give him a top hat and, er, uh, poppies for everyone! Yeah! Or... something? Who knows! Throw it all in the blender and see what comes out! It's gender-blending!

(I don't know why the poppies. Why not poppies?) (It's 4:00am, logic no longer applies.)

We can only assume this is what might happened in the infamous doppelganger incident if Erro hadn't squabbled with him/herself...